Hog Calling Contest

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Well, I'm sweating

And I'm puttin' lipstick on

Happy in mud

I'm going the whole hog

When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight

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Take my gift

It's made of mud

A masterpiece (a masterpiece of art)

A work of art

I take not your coin

For I have no use

I'm happy in my own refuse (I'm happy in mud)

But I'm in a poke (I'm in a poke)

I'm casting pearls before me (I'm casting pearls)

I'm on your back (I made a silk purse from my ears)

I made a silk purse from my ears

When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight

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Here, piggy, piggy, piggy

Callin' out my battle cry

Tryin' to find my partner in crime

Tryin' to woo the sow in the heat

Woo, pig, sooie

I wanna wine and dine ya

I'm a feral swine

That'd turn down Miss Piggy to make you mine

When hell freezes over

When the fat lady sings till she's blue in the face

What if the rat eats the king cobra?

Does that mean the turtles win the race?

When pigs fly (When pigs fly)

I'll be on the flight (b741)

We've come a long way from the sty in the farm sun

I'll be flying high first-class with my piggy chums

When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight

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I've got sweat beading down my spine

That's the feeling of a swine taking off

This flight's gonna crash

And then my hooves start to thrash

And then my teeth start to gnash

Until we hit the ground

There ain't no mud in the sky

And I'm cruising on high altitude on this flight

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