Ursula Finally Has T**s

When I first saw her, gee, I liked that girl Even before her first pube would ever curl Then old Hubey said, "Hey, dude, check this out" "Man, that 13-year-old punk rocker's chest started to sprout" And we all love her, Ursula We all love her, Ursula We all love her, Ursula Our attention's undivided Dammit we're excited! 'Cause Ursula finally has tits, all right Ursula finally has tits, outta sight Ursula finally has tits, now she's cool Ursula finally has tits, check it out, dude Ursula finally has tits She went to the drug store, and I saw what she bought Maxi-pads, tampons, and a training bra Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest And we all love her, Ursula We all love her, Ursula We all love her, Ursula Our attention's undivided Dammit we're excited! 'Cause Ursula finally has tits, all right Ursula finally has tits, outta sight Ursula finally has tits, now she's cool Ursula finally has tits, check it out, dude Ursula finally has tits