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This one goes out to all the girly pops

You know when Real Housewives release songs exclusively for gay men?

That's like my dream job

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London, Galway, Tokyo

Grab some champagne, good to go

(Paris, Hamptons, Monaco, find good stream or not at all)

Galway girl in London town, London town, London town

Galway girl in London town

There's only one Lady Whistledown

Let me tell you something

Let me tell you something

Money can't buy you class, class, class, class, class

Let me tell you something

Let me tell you something

Money can't buy you class, class, class, class, class

It can buy you a shit ton of

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This one's for all the wee lesbians

All the girly pops

Have you ever noticed that transphobes have really shitty hair

That, that, that, that, that's karma bitch

Let me tell you something

Let me tell you something

Money can't buy you class, class, class, class, class

Let me tell you something

Let me tell you something

Money can't buy you class, class, class, class, class

But it can buy you a shit ton of

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New York's hottest club is Sonja Morgan's townhouse

You can call me Lady Whistledown

But your dad, dad, dad, dad

Just calls me, just calls me, just calls me

Oh, you're trying to come for me?

You're trying to come for me?

Come for me? For me? For me?

Come for me? For me? For me?

You're trying to come for me?

Baby, there's only one shady Whistledown