Monarchs Club

Thought I had it in the bag

'til he came around swingin'

Then buddy nearly busted a glass

What the hell were we thinkin'?

If you saw it go down

You would've said it's what I get for running my mouth

I'm sure my mom would be proud

That a stupid bar fight nearly took her son out

They're warnin' me that I shouldn't laugh

So I let out a cackle

Then five fingers and my jaw became attached -

Smelled like beer and tobacco

If you saw it go down

You would've said it's what I get for running my mouth

I'm sure my mom would be proud

That a stupid bar fight nearly took her son out

If you saw it go down

Down

If you saw it go down

You would've said it's what I get for running my mouth

I'm sure my mom would be proud

That a stupid bar fight nearly took her son out