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The (John) Candy f/ Sammy SlamDance - I've Got a Gas Grill For Sale, It's a Weber Grill (Official)
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PERFORMING ARTISTS
The John Candy
The John Candy
Performer
Sammy SlamDance
Sammy SlamDance
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Erik Tinajero
Erik Tinajero
Songwriter
Brent Tarquin
Brent Tarquin
Songwriter
Brannon Means
Brannon Means
Songwriter

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Welcome to the show
First and last, to and fro
My own worst enemy as I recall, all in all
Stick around, don't miss the blow by blow
After all these years you'd think I'd be in the know
Pathetic excuses lost in the details
Gritting my teeth and biting my nails
Nothing is left, nothing prevails
Wine - a hopelessly ignorant fate
Just a weakened compassionate tear
From the path that we've beaten
Welcome to the show
First and last, to and fro
My own worst enemy as I recall, all in all
Front row seat to my downfall
Gather round great and small
Listen to the village idiot in his town hall
Welcome to the show
First and last, to and fro
My own worst enemy beyond recall
All in all
All in all beyond recall
Falling and falling - the rot I'm exhaling
Tipping to balance the scales
Exit stage left
Exit stage right
I'm giving up without a fight
Exit stage left
Exit stage right
I'm giving up, please don't shoot on sight
Written by: Brannon Means, Brent Tarquin, Erik Tinajero

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