Someone's Gotta Love 'Em

Oh, before we start your favorite show, I think there's something you should know

By now, you figured out what life would look like with no shape at all

If you want this for yourself, you have to reach the highest shelf

You'll find your dirty mind will help you make the best decisions

You want stories, he's got plenty

You won't believe the things I've seen

And now I don't want it to stop

I met a bird last night, she was drunk at a bar

She said, "Let me introduce you to my friend, he's a star"

The other guy does porn but didn't get very far

Someone's gotta love 'em

Someone's gotta love 'em

Enough about him, let's go have a good time

We headed down town where the girls are in line

They're paying 20 dollars for a dollop of wine

God knows that we love 'em

Someone's gotta love 'em

My

Oh, how the days have all flown by

But how the nights have turned to filthy dreams that come to life

I shoot my shot, it's do or die, oh

You want stories, he's got plenty

You won't believe the things I've seen

And now I don't want it to stop

I met a bird last night, she was drunk at a bar

She said, "Let me introduce you to my friend, he's a star"

The other guy does porn but didn't get very far

Someone's gotta love 'em

Someone's gotta love 'em

Enough about him, let's go have a good time

We headed down town where the girls are in line

They're paying 20 dollars for a dollop of wine

God knows that we love 'em

Someone's gotta love 'em

Oh, my God, just leave them all alone

It's not what they deserve

Please leave them all alone

It's only love, not dirt, hate men, hate men

Somebody's got to love them

Someone's gotta love 'em

Someone's gotta love 'em

Someone's gotta love 'em

Someone's gotta love 'em

Someone's gotta love 'em

Someone's gotta love 'em

Someone's gotta love 'em

Someone's gotta love 'em

I met a bird last night, she was drunk at a bar

She said, "Let me introduce you to my friend, he's a star"

The other guy does porn but didn't get very far

Now he's just a poet playing shitty guitar

Enough about him, let's go have a good time

We headed down town where the girls are in line

They're paying 20 dollars for a dollop of wine

God knows that we love 'em

Someone's gotta love 'em

Oh, my God, just leave them all alone

It's not what they deserve

Please leave them all alone

It's only love, not dirt, hate men, hate men

Somebody's got to love them