Rambley Review (feat. OtterBoyVA)

Hey buddy, you okay? You look kind of tired

Do you need a moment?

Don't worry, it's fine, I don't blame you for taking a rest after all that

Heck, I could go for a nice relaxing defragmentation myself

But, before you settle down

You up for a little survey to help us improve the park?

Thanks for visiting Indigo Park, hope all your dreams came true

If you've got some time and you're up for a lark, stick around for the Rambley Review

I'm here to offer my best to each valuable guest I assist

And lots of happy feedback, ensures I get to exist (let's try it!)

Were you satisfied with the rides? (Yes or no?)

Were you satisfied with your guide? (I sure hope so)

Do you plan to come back? Will I see you again?

Did your experience convince you to tell a friend about us?

Did I earn your trust?

At Indigo Park, there is a stark contrast

To everything I know this place should be

But out of the dark, you've given a spark of sunshine

To this kingdom's faithful devotee

At Indigo Park

More than my remarks are mysteries

Even I don't know what we might find

But fight through the dark, and I'll be your spark of sunshine

To get you out of any bind

That is, if you want to keep going, oh, idea!

I know all of this isn't fair to you, it's an awful lot to ask

But here comes Rambley Review part two to sell you on our task

I'm here to view and assess each valuable guest as I learn

And lots of happy feedback ensures you're gonna return (right?)

I'm so happy you rode a ride (and saw the show)

I'm so happy to be your guide (more than you know)

So come back anytime, I'd love to see you again

In all my thousands of days, I've never had a friend like you

At least I hope I do

At Indigo Park, there is a stark contrast

To everything I know this place should be

But out of the dark, you've given a spark of sunshine

To this kingdom's faithful devotee

At Indigo Park (at Indigo Park)

More than my remarks are mysteries

Even I don't know what we might find

But fight through the dark (but fight through the dark)

And I'll be your spark of sunshine to get you out of any bind

'Til all my old friends are united again

And I won't feel so left behind

Okay, I'll let you go

See you next time, buddy!

Please?