Boat Somewhere

Boss just hit me with a list of shit

That ain't gettin' done today

Well, it'll probably be a problem, but it ain't my problem

There's a cold beer callin' my name

And a green eyed blonde and a Yamaha

And the sun is a ninety degrees

As a matter of fact you can kiss my ass

Yeah, it don't make a damn to me

'Cause I'll be on a boat somewhere

I'm livin' it up like a millionaire

Yeah, I'll be in an old lawn chair

Nothing but wind blowin' through my hair

I'm lookin' for the bottom of the bottle

With a wide open throttle

Down deep in some swampy air

Yeah, I'll be on a boat somewhere

It's fourteen foot from the front to back

That was handed on down to me

It's got a spray paint job from a boy named Bob

Somewhere between brown and green

Some say it's slow, some say it's fast

Some say it's made for catching bass

But if you ask me one thing you'll see is

Hauling that Mississippi back

I'll be on a boat somewhere

I'm livin' it up like a millionaire

Yeah, I'll be in an old lawn chair

Nothing but wind blowin' through my hair

I'm lookin' for the bottom of the bottle

With a wide open throttle

Down deep in some swampy air

I'll be on a boat somewhere

Yeah, I'll be on a boat somewhere

Yeah, I'll be on a boat somewhere

I'm livin' it up like a millionaire

Yeah, I'll be in an old lawn chair

Nothing but wind blowin' through my hair

I'm lookin' for the bottom of the bottle

With a wide open throttle

Down deep in some swampy air

Yeah, I'll be on a boat somewhere

(Boat somewhere)