Can't Say C**t in Canada

You can\'t say cunt in Canada

Saying cunt\'s not very nice at all

No, you can\'t say cunt in Canada

So we asked the sheilas what they called it

And they said muff, moot, minge, quinn, twat, little flower, twinkle, tunnel of love

So if you say cunt in Canada

You gotta say it with a velvet glove

And, you can\'t say cunt in Canada

Now, you can\'t say cunt in Canada

So I thought I better ask the guys

Now, you can\'t say cunt in Canada

Why wasn\'t I surprised

When they said gash, pussy, poontang, beef curtain, burger, gateway to her guts

(Gateway to her guts? What was I smokin\' when I wrote that one?)

Split whisker, beaver, long-eye, front bum, growler, hairy lassoo

No, you can\'t say cunt in Canada

Cause cunt\'s considered pretty fuckin\' rude

No, you can\'t say cunt in Canada

So when I get to Montreal

If you\'re gonna say cunt in Canada

You gotta say it in French as well

No, you can\'t say cunt in Canada

Cause cunt\'s considered pretty damn rude

And you can\'t say cunt in Canada