Death A La Carte

Death a la Carte, we serve it any way you choose

An apple tart or even in a charlotte russe

We have a soupe du jour with arsenic or a cyanide soufflé

A Salmonella fume with a mercury pate

Our menu's so astounding it will take your breath away

Death a la Carte, just ask the waiter for advice

He's guaranteed to recommend a real surprise

If you sample our Beef Wellington, you'll meet your Waterloo

You'll never reach the end of your Hungarian ragout

The wine list is extensive and all well worth a try

It may seem quite expensive, but the price of death is high

We recommend the Bombe Surprise, it'll really blow your mind

The deadly nightshade sorbet is the finest of its kind

Death a la Carte, you can forget your old Chablis

Just name your poison, a vintage hemlock '53

The brandy is arriving and your blood will soon run chill

But before you make your exit, don't forget to pay the…