Outside Woman Blues

If you lose your money

Great God, don't lose your mind

If you lose your money

Great God, don't lose your mind

And if you lose your woman

Please don't fool with mine

I'm gonna buy me a bulldog

Watch my lady whilst I sleep

I'm gonna buy me a bulldog

Watch my lady whilst I sleep

'Cause women these days

They're so doggone crooked

That they might make off 'fore day creep

Well, you can't watch your wife

And your outside woman too

You know you can't watch your wife

And your outside women's too

'Cause when you're out with your woman

Your wife will be at home

Cooking your food, doing your dirt

Buddy, what're you trying to do?

You can't watch your wife

And your outside women's too

You know you can't watch your wife

And your outside women, too

When you're out with your woman

Your wife will be at home

Doing your dirt, cooking your food

Buddy, what're you trying to do?