I call this meeting to order
Of the Society for Cutting Up Men
We don't really wanna kill em
We just wanna see them squirm now and then
I spent all of December
Rehearsing my play in the basement of the Chelsea Hotel
Half the cast stopped showing up
It did not go very well
I shot Andy Warhol
He had too much control of my life
The very next day they shot RFK
Ain't it typical to step on my spotlight
By the time I was fifteen
I had created two spawn of my own
Linda was raised as my sister
We gave David to a better home
My entire existence has been ruined by the carelessness of men
Can anyone really blame me
If I wanna burn it down and start again
I shot Andy Warhol
He had too much control of my life
The very next day they shot RFK
Ain't it typical to step on my spotlight
I followed the phony into his studio at Union Square
One moment he was looking down
The next he was just lying there
I am determined to make the most of my fifteen minutes of fame
The worst part about it all is
The papers kept misspelling my name
I shot Andy Warhol
He had too much control of my life
The very next day they shot RFK
Ain't it typical to step on my spotlight
