Wild Juanita's Cactus Juice

Out in the middle of BFE

Somewhere south of rural route three

Is the sight of something legendary

It's Wild Juanita's roadside stand

In a lean-two shack by an old garage

With a fruit stand out front for camouflage

And you might think it's just a mirage

But I'll tell you first hand that it isn't

There are buckets of plums

And shelves full of jelly

And canned fruit salsa to put in your belly

But the best kept secret is not the produce

It's wild Juanita's cactus juice

Wild Juanita's cactus juice

Got y'all feelin' all loosey goose

It could make enemies call a truce

It'll make you feel good but you don't have to fear it

It enlivens your body, mind, and spirit

Wild Juanita's cactus juice

It just might save the world

In the back she's cookin' up a brand new batch

Homegrown organic from the paddle patch

With a little bit of this and a lot a bit of that

She's never written down the recipe

Juanita's no shaman with the rattle stick

No floral waters to sprankle you with

Juanita's just an old recluse

But by golly she'll sell you her cactus juice

Wild Juanita's Cactus juice

Got y'all feelin' all loosey goose

It could make enemies call a truce

It'll make you feel good but you don't have to fear it

It enlivens your body, mind, and spirit

Wild Juanita's cactus juice

It just might save the world

You can chug from a jug

Or sip it from a straw

It'll make you see things that you never saw

It might even make you like your mother-in-law

It just might save the world

Wild Juanita's Cactus juice

Got y'all feelin' all loosey goose

It could make enemies call a truce

It'll make you feel good but you don't have to fear it

It enlivens your body, mind, and spirit

Wild Juanita's cactus juice

It just might save the world

Well Wild Juanita's cactus juice

It just might save the world