Colossal Loss

So you wanna talk

You can do so to my moisturized hand

I swear to God

This is your last year to understand

No, you don't get to drop my name

I loved you like family what a big fat shame

And yeah, I'm gonna play the shit out of the blame game

I actually think it's criminally underrated

Burn a bridge, build a resume, nice trade

And yet, you're still a jack of none

I hope that it was worth it

Do I think you deserve this?

My answer doesn't matter

'Cause you and I, we don't talk

To my benefit and your colossal loss

Is this what the kids call petty?

Well, I'm happy to report that petty feels pretty awesome

Now your heart feels heavy

What happened to making light of every problem?

And now you expect me

To wanna get brunch? No, thanks

But someone more important might

I don't know, it's just a hunch

I hope that it was worth it

Do I think you deserve this?

My answer doesn't matter

'Cause you and I, we don't talk

To my benefit and your colossal loss

To my sadness and your sadder colossal loss

You should've seen that this would be your colossal loss