Big Cat Tattoos

A billion dollars in your eyes, beside a hospital bed

Hot wars of the Middle Ages replaying in my head

You wore your Colonel Tom Parker signet ring

With the unmistakable air of "get up there and sing"

I watched you and time itself share a fat cigar

The peer reviews were purring with their paws on my jugular

You get used to fighting talk, doing what you love

Turns out the soft boy gets hard when push turns to shove

I think you'd prefer a firmer hand

With big cat tattoos and a wedding band

You could laugh at his jokes

You could bury your nose in his shoes

Is this a bad time?

Don't push me with your safe pair of hands

Don't shush me with that playground jazz

I'll find me a man

I'll find me a man who understands

You with all the modesty of Big Tech in boom

I tire of you honestly when you swan around a room

How I used to like to watch you fixing me a drink

Till manhandling the crystalware became your kink

You vetoed every one of my miserabilist movies

You bored my friends from out of town with the virtues of shoegaze

You've all the upright strength of an infant's neck

And yet, and yet, and yet, and yet

Will you record the sound I make when I die?

What the devil will it take for you to look me in the eye

Am I your number one, or just some other guy?

If I aksed you for real, would you wise up and die?

Don't push me with your safe pair of hands

Don't shush me with that playground jazz

I'll find me a man

I'll find me a man who understands

How I like to play with my fans

I think you'd prefer a firmer hand

With big cat tattoos

You could laugh at his jokes

You could bury your nose in his shoes

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Don't push me with your safe pair of hands

Don't shush me with that playground jazz

I'll find me a man

I'll find me a man who understands

How I like to sit on my hands

Ooh-ha-ooh

Ooh-ah-ooh

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