Chaotic Bisexual Summer

Before you were a blushing bride

You were my hot lesbian ride

Like wizards at the Lizard

We scissored in the blizzard

And when we spoke, you said

"I thought you'd offer me coke

But this is so much better"

Playful promises and a kiss on the lips get me wetter

Investigators undercover

Physical dimension discovered

Turning my friends into lovers

This could be chaotic

Chaotic bisexual summer

The winter of my sordid dreams

I came so hard you made me scream

You wouldn't kiss him but you took him in between your lips with me

And like a present to unwrap

You watched as I put on the strap

A golden chalice

Impenetrable palace

You can touch it, you can suck it

But don't even think of fucking it

Investigators undercover

Physical dimension discovered

Turning my friends into lovers

This could be chaotic

Chaotic bisexual summer

So many nights at the bar

You're thinking twice

You think you know just who you are

Reaching a hand in the dark

My head's in the gutter

But I can see so many stars

Investigators undercover

Physical dimension discovered

Have you seen my bassist and drummer?

We could be chaotic

Chaotic bisexual summer

Investigators undercover

Physical dimension discovered

Turning my friends into lovers

This could be chaotic

Chaotic bisexual

Investigators undercover

Physical dimension discovered

Turning my friends into lovers

This could be chaotic

Chaotic bisexual

Investigators undercover

Physical dimension discovered

Turning my friends into lovers

This could be chaotic