Mr. Author

No, I won't take a seat I'm demanding to speak With the jerk who's behind this Shitshow, could you go and tell him I'd like a word, please 'Cause I'm dying to know What he thought when he wrote This tragic comedy shitshow I know that happy endings aren't trending But here's the deal I try to be an optimist, I know That what doesn't kill me makes me grow But I think it's kinda stretching it with Ten mountains in a row... so Hey Mr. Author Sorry to bother you But what the fuck is up With all this shit I'm going through? I don't know who hired you But I hereby fire you I'm sorry but this story sucks Hey Mr. Writer I'm getting tired Of all the drama and the trauma And the fire Hand me the pen And watch me write this broken mess whole again Tell me what is the deal With all of this training? Fighting battles and failing There's a hero or a villain in the making Which one am I? Oh Is this the tragic story That turns me to the villain? Or will it be the strength I need To defeat the demons? Either way, I need a break Can we call it a day? 'Cause I try to be an optimist, I know That what doesn't kill me makes me grow But you and I, we'll get in a fight If I'm not a superhuman by the time I reach the other side Hey Mr. Author Sorry to bother you But what the fuck is up With all this shit I'm going through? I don't know who hired you But I hereby fire you I'm sorry but this story sucks Hey Mr. Writer I'm getting tired Of all the drama and the trauma And the fire Hand me the pen And watch me write this broken mess whole again Could you hand me the pen? Go and pack your bags Imma write a happy ending Imma take my life back Write a story unlike anything you've ever seen So Mr. Author could you please find a seat, oh Hey Mr. Author Sorry to bother you But what the fuck is up With all this shit I'm going through? I'm getting tired So you're hereby fired