Eddie Awards Rock!

Eddie Awards

Pour the champagne

This is where everyone knows your name

Eddie Awards

We're gonna shine

Livin' it up even though it's still daytime

Eddie Awards

Oh man what a blur

That's why we all lined up a babysitter

Eddie Awards

Where nothing sucks

If you hate fun you're shit outta luck

You can't come and not have a ball

At this event we've got it all

Glamor!

Stars!

Parking!

Breakfast and lunch combined!

Accolades!

Fireworks!

Day drinkin'!

Drag queens!

Eddies, we're at the Eddies

We're on top

Eddies, we're at the Eddies

We can't stop

Eddie Awards

Totally stun

I been comin' since 1951

Not Eddie Van Halen

Or Eddie Vedder

We're gonna rock it out and do Eddie better

You can't come and not applaud

The talent here's like oh my God

Category is: Editor Realness

Eat your heart out, DeBose

Ted Lasso the final round

Melissa McCoy - touchdown

This is the era of Taylor Swift

Got 6 nominees givin' us that gift

Jennifer Lame with Oppenheimer

Sénéchal I never seen anything finer

Eric Osmond you powered me up

Naugle, Epstein, this bear is stuffed

Stephanie Earley did the thing

Jeremy Reuben, my burger king

Michael Andrews spun me around

And Goldenberg I'll never come down

Levitan, Cowabunga babe

Watched Twin Flames and I couldn't escape

Thanks for the flick about me, Houy

Past Life, Keith, got me all dewey

House of Eddie is the name

Not Murphy, Munster, or Redmayne

This is how editors play the game

This stage is never gonna be the same

[Alright I'mma tell you one more time about all the stuff you're getting tonight - cause YOU DESERVE IT]

Playbills!

Chairs! For you to sit on!

John Waters!

Music about our lives!

T-shirts!

Hors d'oeuvres! (Pronounced wrong, then corrected)

Brass section!

Kick line!

Eddies, we're at the Eddies

We're on top

Eddies, we're at the Eddies

We can't stop

Eddie awards

Eddie awards

Ahhh ahhh ahhh