The Bonecracker Acetates

A quartet holding court on the forecourt

A shot set for the cause it's a poor sport

Short money poured forth from the forthright

All-night runners grinning wide with their jaws tight

Whaddya say? Do us a solid and belt this one

When you're stumbling home

I can surely say I've been immortal since the day I was born

More thoughts from the Pound-Shop Balzac

A door-tap from the chaps with the black sacks

Call-signs make the phone-tappers macerate

War-torn prophet with the Bonecracker Acetates

Yeah! I can share I've got a couple to spare

For anyone in the building

It's only fair We're only here cuz you're over there

For all the other folks at the shindig

Gary Indiana was the mayor of Gary Indiana

We do what we can because we must

In this massive continuity of ducks

I'll be the fella at the bar just…

Yelling for Stella like I'm Brando in Streetcar

It's a senseless adventure It's outright offensive man

Gary Indiana was the mayor of Gary Indiana

We do what we can because we must

In this massive continuity of ducks

I'll be the fella at the bar just…

Yelling for Stella like I'm Brando in Streetcar

It's a senseless adventure it's outright offensive man

All aboard for the sensitive and serious

Last call for the pensive and delirious

Final boarding for the bored and the horny

The Philosophical Tourists

The Negotiable Purists

There's so much to say

In spite of everything in books on your shelf

And we're here to stay

We never seem to get invited anywhere else

And still Gary Indiana was the mayor of Gary Indiana

We do what we can because we must

In this massive continuity of ducks

I'll be the fella at the bar just…

Yelling for Stella like I'm Brando in Streetcar

It's a senseless adventure where's your sense of adventure man?