Small Town Scandal

She's all dressed up like a prom queen

An all-American hottie

In her rhinestone boots and her daisy dukes

She's got me (She's got me)

This could be a situation

Breaking news on local stations

They don't know what's going on (What's going on)

But they're so damn mad that they're so turned on

So we took it to the middle of the room

So they could get a better view

Can't you hear the whole room talking?

Rumor is our boots been knocking

Ooh, they can't stop watching

She's a vers in the saddle

Save a horse, ride a cowgirl

Ooh, it's a small town scandal

So we swapped lip gloss and we took it to the floor

She gets frisky drinking whiskey, so we drank a little more

She got me tied up like a cherry stem, we're pissing off some ugly men

But the bouncer was her friend, so he kicked 'em out the door

This could be a situation

Breaking news on local stations

They don't know what's going on

But there's nothing like a down home dream in a high-rise thong

Can't you hear the whole room talking?

Rumor is our boots been knocking

Ooh, they can't stop watching

She's a vers in the saddle

Save a horse, ride a cowgirl

Ooh, it's a small town scandal

So swing your hips and do a little dip

Grab someone and kiss 'em on the lips

Tap your right heel, left heel, give your hat a tip

All the girls in flannel do the small town scandal

Slide to the right and when you hit the spot

Drop it low and, baby, don't stop

She rode my big pink tractor straight until the dawn

And she didn't even care that I hadn't mowed the lawn

Can't you hear the whole room talking? (Come on, girls)

Rumor is our boots been knocking

Ooh, they can't stop watching

She's a vers in the saddle

Save a horse, ride a cowgirl

Ooh, it's a small town scandal

Go on now

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