A Hundred Beers

The heartbreaks over

The neons brighter

The drinks are stronger

The band is tighter

I'm way better off without you, no doubt

Fridays are mine

Losin' you was a blessin' that'll drink bar dry

Way before gettin'

Too drunk callin' you up

'Cause there ain't no drunk enough

Not in a hundred beers

Not in a million margaritas

If we're the last ones standin' in the honky-tonk

Wouldn't come nowhere near you

Since you been gone

It's happy hour here, yeah

So, after a barrel of Jack, wouldn't take you back

Not in a hundred beers, none, woo

Line 'em on up

I’ll knock ‘em on down

Back to boot scootin' since you ain't been around

So, when you get lonely don't call

Unless you wanna country hell naw

Not in a hundred beers

Not in a million margaritas

If we're the last ones standin' in the honky-tonk

Wouldn't come nowhere near you

Since you been gone

It's happy hour here, yeah

So, after a barrel of Jack, wouldn't take you back

Not in a hundred beers

A thousand double whiskey glasses

S'naw, we ain't gonna happen

Not in a hundred beers

Not in a million margaritas

If we're the last ones standin' in the honky-tonk

Wouldn't come nowhere near ya

Since you been gone

It's happy hour here, yeah

So, after a barrel of Jack, wouldn't take you back

Not in a hundred beers

Not in a hundred beers

Woo