I got a two beer buzz
Cause three's too much
Four I'm on the floor
Five I lose touch
If I drink a six pack
I lose my lunch
I got a two beer buzz
Cause three's too much
Don't wanna hit on your sister
Don't want to screw the pooch
Or ask your mom about her whiskers
I'll take it easy on the hooch
I got a two beer buzz
Cause three's too much
Four I'm on the floor
Five I lose touch
If I drink a six pack
I lose my lunch
I got a two beer buzz
Cause three's too much
Your boss invited us to dinner
We had a couple of drinks
Whiskey must add up different
Cause I threw up in your boss' kitchen sink
I got a two beer buzz
Cause three's too much
Four I'm on the floor
Five I lose touch
If I drink a six pack
I lose my lunch
I got a two beer buzz
Cause three's too much
I got a two beer buzz
Cause three's too much
I got a two beer buzz
