Chris Hansen (feat. LANDRŸ & Chris Hansen)

It all started, I was 14, had no plans in life God, did I figure out what I strive for in life

Bam, there I was, talking to some old man, god

Four years later, what a mess anyway

I wish I could tell you more, but

Boom, bitch, you're never gonna hear this song

Boom, bitch, you're never gonna sing along

Boom, bitch, just like I'm Chris Hansen

Lord, I wish I was dancin

Boom, bitch, you're never gonna hear this song

Boom, bitch, you're never gonna sing along

Boom, bitch, just like I'm Chris Hansen

Lord, I wish I was dancin

I talked to the FBI, they wanted my pics

Bitch, I gave them some and more

Now you're in court, waitin' for a deal

Gosh, so much layers to peel

Boom, bitch, you're never gonna hear this song

Boom, bitch, you're never gonna sing along

Boom, bitch, just like I'm Chris Hansen

Lord, I wish I was dancin

Boom, bitch, you're never gonna hear this song

Boom, bitch, you're never gonna sing along

Boom, bitch, just like I'm Chris Hansen

Lord, I wish I was dancin

Yo, it's Landry on the beat

That's right, the FBI called me

I extorted you, I hate your kind

You're a gross-ass bitch and I hope you die

I'm kinda sad that you didn't get asked to take a seat

Sent straight to the slammer you're supposed to be

Have fun being beat in jail God knows you deserve it

Cause they didn't even give you the option for bail

I wish I could tell you how badly you fucked up I wish I could tell you how badly you fucked up

I wish I could tell you how badly you fucked up

Boom, bitch, you're never gonna hear this song

Boom, bitch, you're never gonna sing along

Boom, bitch, just like I'm Chris Hansen

Lord, I wish I was dancin

Boom, bitch, you're never gonna hear this song

Boom, bitch, you're never gonna sing along

Boom, bitch, just like I'm Chris Hansen

Lord, I wish I was dancin

I wish I could tell you how badly you fucked up

You don't even know how many decades they'll add to your sentence

Let's also mention how you complained I was only fourteen and didn't work

Boom, bitch, you're never gonna hear this song

Boom, bitch, you're never gonna sing along

Boom, bitch, just like I'm Chris Hansen

Lord, I wish I was dancin

Boom, bitch, you're never gonna hear this song

Boom, bitch, you're never gonna sing along

Boom, bitch, just like I'm Chris Hansen

Lord, I wish I was dancin

Chris Hansen, Chris Hansen, Chris Hansen, Chris Hansen

I'm Chris Hansen, Chris Hansen, Chris Hansen

(Used my last call to Call my parents, who got me a lawyer

Um

Jail's fuckin' horrible, oh my god)

Hear that? That's a thirty-six-year-old man talking to a fourteen-year-old girl

Fucking pedos, I can't stand them

Boom, bitch, you're never gonna hear this song

Boom, bitch, you're never gonna sing along

Boom, bitch, just like I'm Chris Hansen

Lord, I wish I was dancin

Boom, bitch, you're never gonna hear this song

Boom, bitch, you're never gonna sing along

Boom, bitch, just like I'm Chris Hansen

Lord, I wish I was dancin