Boyfriends

We went to the movies

'Cause we ran out of things to say

I got COVID

You cut off your split ends

I went to college

Read some books

Had some nightmares

Made some good friends

Made some good friends

Oh, we got big plans

Gonna move, gonna start a band

But we got boyfriends

But we got boyfriends

Oh, we got big plans

Gonna move, gonna start a band

But we got boyfriends

But we got boyfriends

Oh, me and my friends, we don't like men

But we got boyfriends

But we got boyfriends

Oh, me and my friends, we don't like men

But we got boyfriends

But we got boyfriends

We went to the gas station

To steal coffee creamers

'Cause we got nothing better to do

I put something in my pocket for you

I used to sneak in through your window by the back door

But your parents got an alarm system

So I don't do that anymore

We promised that we would live together in a tree

And watch the world end

But you got a boyfriend

I got a really cool pen

It's really cool

Then you got a boyfriend

But I have a pen

I got a really cool pen

But you got a boyfriend

Oh, me and my friends, we don't like men

But we got boyfriends

But we got boyfriends

Oh, me and my friends, we don't like men

But we got boyfriends

But we got boyfriend

Symptoms may include

Low self esteem

Short term memory loss

When it comes to commitments to friends

Sudden personality changes

Sudden urge to be alone

Impaired judgement

Lack of freedom

COVID maybe?