If You Ask Me

Some say I'm a king

Some say I'm a god

Some say that I'm all the good things

That have come along

Some say I'm a fool

Some say I'm a fraud

Some say that I'm all the evil

Everything that's wrong

If you ask me, I'm nothing

You're the same, just a little less

I don't care how you think I build my house

Cuz you can't blow down my door

Some see me as a chandelier

Some say I'm the floor

Some feel better cozied up

Inside a metaphor

Some say I'm so right

Some say it's all wrong

Some just hear a catchy tune

And start to sing along

If you ask me, I'm nothing

You're the same, just a little less

I don't care how you think I build my house

Cuz you can't blow down my