Grand Marquis

Cigarette ashtray on the dash

Yeah, the dice are swinging back and forth

Windows are cracked just a little bit, baby

To let the smoke roll on out

I'm sitting in the back and the radio's cranked

Dolly and Rogers in the stream

Yeah, this might look like a boat, but baby

To my granny it's a doggone dream

Ooh

Riding in the Grand Marquis

Ooh

Rolling down easy street

Four door, five seat, real-deal luxury

Straight off the lot at Mercury

Nothing like a little bit of alimony

To drive that heartbreak-free

Ride, ride

One afternoon, she saw a pair of shoes

That didn't look like anybody else's she knew

Packed a bag and left a note, said

"A lawyer'll let him know just what he owes"

Now I'm sitting up front and the radio's bumping

Parton "Starting Over Again"

Gotta love taking a spin

In a set of wheels you got for revenge

Ooh

Riding in the Grand Marquis

Ooh

Rolling down easy street

Four door, five seat, real-deal luxury

Straight off the lot at Mercury

Nothing like a little bit of alimony

To drive that heartbreak-free

Ride, ride (Woo)

That's right, man

Bingo's on Tuesday

Poker on Wednesday

Golden Girls at five every night

But if you want, you can drive

Ooh

Riding in the Grand Marquis

Ooh

Rolling down easy street

Four door, five seat, real-deal luxury

Straight off the lot at Mercury

Nothing like a little bit of alimony

To drive that heartbreak-free

Ride, ride

Ride, ride

Ride, ride