Tabloid Newspaper

My favourite thing abut telling a story is you can bollocks your way along

I start the first half of it a little white lie and then I just carry on

I like to blur the line between style and substance just to get my point across

I like to blur the line between truth and bollocks just to get my point across

[Chorus]

I'm like a tabloid newspaper

I'm like a preacher man

Devoid of integrity

I'm a liar

I'm a twister of the truth

I'm a twister of the truth

I'm a twister of the truth

I'm a twister of the truth

[Verse 2]

I'm very keen on the notion of falsity just to make it a better song

I love the idea of bending a tale just to make it a better one

We never really sat at the bar quoting Danny Dyer, drinking Stella Artois

Who do you think I am, do you think I'm an honest man? (No, I don't)

[Chorus]

I'm like a tabloid newspaper

I'm like a preacher man

Devoid of integrity

I'm a liar

I'm a twister of the truth

I'm a twister of the truth

I'm a twister of the truth

I'm a twister of the truth

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[Bridge]

I was always told that the very best lyrics would come straight from the heart

I was always told that every lyric I wrote, it would tear me apart

I would have a notebook full of my deepest thoughts and I would sing them to a tune

So my iPhone's full of clever little lines, I sing them out of tune

I sing them out of tune

[Chorus]

I'm like a tabloid newspaper

I'm like a preacher man

Devoid of integrity

I'm a liar

I'm a twister of the truth

I'm a twister of the truth

I'm a twister of the truth

I'm a twister of the truth