Are You Indie?

My friends are throwing a party

I’ll get you on the list

Tell you the who’s who,

Who everybody is

ASAP in the corner

Frankie’s at the bar

Don’t you feel so cool hanging with the stars?

Have a cigarette

Act like you’re over it

I’m your biggest fan

Take my picture for the gram!

Meet me in the bathroom to powder your nose

We can make fun of people’s shitty clothes

We’ll wake up hungover

Just do it again

Why work hard when you can have famous friends?

I promise one day we’ll know who you are…

Just another white dude with a fucking guitar

Are you indie, sleaze enough?

Oh you’re too cool to hang with us

Are you indie, sleaze enough?

(yeah, yeah)

Are you indie, sleaze enough?

Oh you’re too cool to hang with us

Are you indie, sleaze enough?

Don’t be a poser

Move to LA

It’s the best way to spend daddy’s money

(cha-ching!)

Act broke for the culture

Fuck a promoter

It’s going as planned

You wouldn’t understand

Faded

Or famous

Jaded

Or blameless

Shamelessly, shameless

I’m “shameless”

Are you indie sleaze enough?

Oh you’re too cool to hang with us

Are you indie sleaze enough?

(c’mon, c’mon, c’mon)

Are you indie sleaze enough?

Oh you’re too cool to hang with us

Are you indie sleaze enough?

Nicotine addiction

Onlyfans subscription

Zodiac prediction

Adderall prescription

All your famous were pretending in the end

All your famous were pretending in the

Are you indie sleaze enough?

Oh you’re too cool to hang with us

Are you indie sleaze enough?

Are you indie sleaze enough?

Oh you’re too cool to hang with us

Are you indie sleaze enough?

(you’re so cool!)