iPhone

She said she′s only got one type

I took her to the side

I said, "How much to change your mind?"

Yeah, I could change your life

She said she's only got one type

I took her to the side

I said, "How much to change your mind?"

Yeah, I could change your life

I′d love to tell you that I advocate to eradicate poverty

Or that I give a toss about astrology, but I don't

I'm actually quite a shitty conversationalist

Especially when I′m tryna be funny

I′d love to tell you 'bout my job

My Brexit views, and shit the lot

My own opinions on the virus, my favorite spot

I'd love to tell you if I′m ever truly happy or not

But you know what, actually?

All I give a fuck about is money

So please waffle 'bout your star sign, your kids and your type

I'd love to tell you 'bout

My shoes, my car, my jacket, my top and my watch price

Think I made a lot this year

And I wouldn′t be bragging to say that I'm sweet

She on 2K a month, I see, and I make that back in a week

You think I waste time with a family to feed?

You know I′m an island like Simon and Garf' in the sea

My life is a film and it's starring the me

Actually

If you take a look inside you

I think you'll realise, you

You talk so much about yourself

Nobody fucking likes you

She said she′s only got one type

I took her to the side

I said, "How much to change your mind?"

Yeah, I could change your life, oh

She said she′s only got one type

I took her to the side

I said, "How much to change your mind?"

Yeah, I could change your life

This is my favourite phone, it's the brand new iPhone

With a hydraulic engine, how cool is that?

The screen is made of glass, to keep some degree of class

But behind

An electromagnetic mass of pure vibranium

What′s that you ask?

It's the new metal alloy invented by Apple Inc.

A blend of titanium, iron and diamond

And topped with a layer of zinc

A wonderful thought, I think

And the back is made of gold

It′s so comfortable to hold

A million when it was sold

But fuck it, it's already old

She said she′s only got one type

I took her to the side

I said, "How much to change your mind?"

Yeah, I could change your life, oh

She said she's only got one type

I took her to the side

I said, "How much to change your mind?"

Yeah, I could change your life