Ain't That a Heartbreak

Well, he came home from work And saw a U-Haul backed up to the porch "What the hell's going on?" She said, "Happy anniversary, I'm giving you a divorce" "Go on and get gone, but you ain't taking the kids That's one thing for sure" She said, "Look at them kids, and now look again Now tell me, do they look like yours?" Ain't that a heartbreak? Ain't that a screw-your-head-around? Ain't that a brainwreck? Ain't that a world turned upside down? Ain't that a do-you-wrong? Ain't that a bitter pill to taste? Ain't that a stone-cold country song? Yeah, ain't that a heartbreak? Oh, six months later There's a U-Haul trailer kicking dust up down the drive And she knocks on the door with an old sob story Baby daddy left her high and dry He said, "That's so sad, that's really too bad Wish I had time to hear about that But I got a new love, she's got the oil warmed up And she's about to rub my back" Ain't that a heartbreak? Ain't that a screw-your-head-around? Ain't that a brainwreck? Ain't that a world turned upside down? Ain't that a do-you-wrong? Ain't that a bitter pill to taste? Ain't that a stone-cold country song? Yeah, ain't that a heartbreak? Well, I ain't no philosopher But I believe this is true What you do to someone else Is gonna come back 'round on you Oh, ain't that a heartbreak? Ain't that a screw-your-head-around? Ain't that a brainwreck? Ain't that a world turned upside down? Ain't that a do-you-wrong? Ain't that a bitter pill to taste? Ain't that a stone-cold country song? Yeah, ain't that a heartbreak? Ain't that a stone-cold country song? Yeah, ain't that a heartbreak?