Seamus (Bonus)

Down at the farm lived Peghead Joe

A towering man with an unkempt mo

He told me a tale of literal madness

Touch of horror, full of sadness

About a little pig whose name is Seamus

Cute little guy but he had no anus

Can't eat or drink or he will burst

But if he doesn't drink he'll die of thirst

You might think that it's quite heinous

A song about a pig that's got no anus

But he's a piglet to behold

The story of Seamus must be told

I'm a little pig and my name is Seamus

I'm a little pig but I've got no anus

Can't eat or drink or I will burst

But if I don't drink I'll die of thirst

He's a little pig and his name is Seamus

He's a little pig but he's got no anus

Can't eat or drink or he will burst

But if he don't drink he'll die of thirst