My New Black Benzo

So you say you like my new black Merce

And I say I like you, dear

All I really need is to stop for a sec

​To get a six-pack of beer

Drape your pretty legs on the dash

Unloose your hair and put on your shades

You can be sure I have enough cash

​And certainly ain't got no AIDS

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It's so great to have you on the front seat

And drive like Max

To the cop behind the billboard say "Bye"!

Oh, baby, lift me up, take me to the top!

I really want this

Baby, keep it up and please don't stop

And then give me one more hot kiss

Sugar, take me down, shaking like James Brown

And now you see

What we two can be

When we are free

My sweet girl, you and me

Oh yeah!

Let's drive down Interstate 92

It's pretty cool from what I've heard

We'll find some place to get you a tattoo:

A dragon and a bird

My buddy just came back from doing time

Hard labor on this road

No cracks or bumps, the car runs fine

​He really did a good job!

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It's so great to have you on the front seat

And drive like Max

To the cop behind the billboard say "Bye"!

Oh, baby, lift me up, take me to the top!

I really want this

Baby, keep it up and please don't stop

And then give me one more hot kiss

Sugar, take me down, shaking like James Brown

And now you see

What we two can be

When we are free

My sweet girl, you and me

Oh yeah!

(Let's drive down)

(Let's drive down)

(Let's drive down)

(Let's drive down)

Oh, baby, lift me up, take me to the top!

I really want this

Oh baby, keep it up and please don't stop

And then give me one more hot kiss

Sugar, take me down, shaking like James Brown

And now you see

What we two can be

When we are free

My sweet girl, you and me

Oh yeah!

So how's my new Mercedes-Benz?