In the Army Now

A vacation in a foreign land

Uncle Sam does the best he can

You're in the army now

Oh, oh, you're in the army now

Now you remember what the draftsman said

Nothing to do all day but stay in bed

You're in the army now

Oh, oh, you're in the army now

You'll be the hero of the neighborhood

Nobody knows that you left for good

You're in the army now

Oh, oh, you're in the army now

Smiling faces as you wait to land

But once you get there no one gives a damn

You're in the army now

Oh, oh, you're in the army now

Shots ring out in the dead of night

The sergeant calls: stand up and fight

You're in the army now

Oh, oh, you're in the army now

You'll be the hero of the neighborhood

Nobody knows that you left for good

You're in the army now

Oh, oh, you're in the army now