IMAGINARY FRIENDS

Yeah

Uh-huh

Yeah

We argued today but we gon' talk tomorrow

They say they don't like you, they know you are, though

Bankin' on our downfall, take me to Wells Fargo

You my favorite album, call you precious cargo

When nobody's there, you're there for me

When nobody cared, you cared for me

They say you're a conspiracy

Maybe they're right

Well, maybe, they're right

How can I be lonely when I'm hanging with my homie?

His name is Tony and he's wearing blue Sauconys

He's standing right next to me, eating ravioli

He's my only friend because the rest of y'all are phony

My last best friend said he wish he didn't know me

His name was Oscar and he really hurt my feelings

When I grow up, I want to hang from a ceiling

The roof is leaking, the roof is leaking teardrops

Always available, the perfect companion

Very understanding and swore to never abandon

He fills the gap in my teeth, when I'm sour, he's sweet

The better half of me, no one else can compete

With my pal

We argued today but we gon' talk tomorrow

They say they don't like you, they know you are, though

Bankin' on our downfall, take me to Wells Fargo

You my favorite album, call you precious cargo

When nobody's there, you're there for me

When nobody cared, you cared for me

They say you're a conspiracy

Maybe they're right

Some say he's not real, but I don't pay them no mind

'Cause when I had no friends, he came right on time

Yes, I have a playmate, he doesn't charge a day rate

He's never been a day late and he offers to stay late for me

We argued today but we gon' talk tomorrow

They say they don't like you, they know you are, though

Bankin' on our downfall, take me to Wells Fargo

You my favorite album, call you precious cargo

When nobody's there, you're there for me

When nobody cared, you cared for me

They say you're a conspiracy

Maybe they're right

Well, maybe, they're right