Join Us (feat. Philip Solomon & Vico Ortiz)

Join us and sail into waters unknown

If thrills and adventure you seek

I can assure you a pirate's life is for thee

Take what you wanted but never could have

Steal everything you can see

Kick back with some snacks and enjoy all the toys in the creek

It can't be more unfair than being a kid

Controlled by the powers that be

They pick out all your clothes and tell you where to go

So don't cast your judgment on me

'Cause I'll sail away and leave all this behind

One wish to end the tyranny

And flood the whole creek til it flows like the sea

Wait what?!

Set sail like a pirate and float on the breeze

Wait a minute!

That brings me back to where I'm destined to be

Oh, I can't believe

Far away from all the parents, teachers, dungeon masters

You want to flood the creek with the wishmaker

'Cause it would be a huge disaster

Set me free, o great wishmaker

You'll destroy not just the creek

I don't care, I don't care

The town, the kids, our families

I don't care

If you could have all that you wanted

I want to go home

Then what would it matter to you?

But I just don't know

Join us and become a pirate, kid

I'll even save a wish for you

You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours

That wish could make me

Give me the map and you'll see

Content and happy

Join us, we'll cast off and set our sights on

Everywhere that we'd rather be

Join us! Together we'll take back control

That we'd rather be!

Join us! And you'll lead a life that's your own

Join us! You know it's the right thing to do!

Join us and become a pirate kid too!!!