Wacky World

Welcome to the amazing digital circus!

My name is Caine, I'm your ringmaster

And I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart-stopping

Mind-bending paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon

Isn't that right, Bubble? (That's right, Caine!)

(I can't wait to see what you got cooking up for today)

Well, let's not waste any time

Let's get right into the song!

Hi, there, you're the latest jester added to our beta testers

Wipe that silly frown away, 'cause there's no need to be depressed here

Floating eyes and smiling teeth, ringmaster of insanity

Please don't rag at the fact that this place high jacks your humanity

This new home feels like a prison

Even though he says it isn't

I don't know what to believe in

Gonna make me crazy

Why is this happening? And what am I doing here?

And how am I ever gonna get out of this- king place?

Wait, what the hell was that? I can't take this anymore

My God, this whole wacky world just makes me wanna -ing scream

Come with me, there's lots to teach ya

The gang'll just love to meet ya

Let's go on some goofy adventures I made just for you

So, eat this goop, it's green and slimy

Look at that, we're teeny-tiny

Let's surf pipes of different types inside a desktop from the '90s

When our purpose starts to fade

We'll feel our minds decay

Our memories become so distant

Soon, we all will be erased

Abstracted and displaced

Can't comprehend our own existence

Stranded for eternity

Stuck eating food that's 3D

We can't be trapped here, can we?

Sorry to burst your bubble, but you will be

Why is this happening, and what am I doing here?

And how am I ever gonna get out of this- king place?

Wait, what the hell was that? I can't take this anymore

My God, this whole wacky world just makes me wanna- king scream

The new member of the band (can't escape, don't even try)

The pawn in someone else's hand (just look up, omnipresent eyes)

Feel like Alice here (are stalking you and taunting you)

In this forsaken wonderland (to watch as you decay and die)

Please tell me it's just a dream (so don't deceive or run or flee)

That it's not all that it seems (just listen to the king, or he will)

This whole wacky world (cast you to the zoo below)

Just makes me wanna- king scream (with those like you who try to leave)