Rodrick Rules

I read your little diary Or journal, I should say You wrote about your failures You gave yourself away I know about your secrets I've seen inside your mind You wiped out Löded Diper I'll wipe out your behind Rodrick rules Rodrick rules Rodrick's got you feeling scared Rodrick rules Rodrick rules Rodrick's really glad you shared Rodrick rules Rodrick rules Rodrick's gonna make you pay 'Cause what I'm tryna say is Rodrick rules Give it back! Now here's a tasty tippet Well isn't that a shame? You ditched those kindergarteners Let Rowley take the blame What? Don't worry, I'm not gonna tell Mom and Dad about it Thank God I'll tell the world on TikTok One 60 second post I press and press a little button and you're toast Wait a minute! Your reputation is crushed in 3, 2, 1 I'll pay you Say what? Mom bucks, ninety-nine thousand mom bucks Just delete that and it's all yours Please doing business with you Woo! Rodrick rules Rodrick rules Thanks for giving me your dough Rodrick rules Rodrick rules Greg, I think I gotta go Lousy friend Friendships end But I'll always be your bro I'll never be outdone 'Cause I'm the oldest son Yeah here's rule number one Rodrick rules