98 Pontiac Sunfire

Well, if she drives a '98 Pontiac Sunfire, bud

There's a pretty decent chance she's gonna fuck your whole life up

'98 Sunfire, you can bet

She smokes cigarettes, and also meth

And if she shoplifts at Canadian Tire

She's probably cheatin' on you with your neighbour Kyle

(Fuck you Kyle)

'98 Pontiac Sunfire, baby

'98 Pontiac Sunfire

'98 Pontiac Sunfire, baby

'98 Pontiac Sunfire

Well, if he drives a '98 Pontiac Sunfire, probably

He's gonna try and date you and your sister simultaneously

'98 Sunfire, rest assured

He's gonna tell the cops that the drugs were yours

And if you still take him home, despite it all

You're gonna wake up with no copper wiring in your walls

'98 Pontiac Sunfire, baby

'98 Pontiac Sunfire

'98 Pontiac Sunfire, baby

'98 Pontiac Sunfire

Front-wheel drive, and just two doors

Smells like darts and unpaid child support

10 miles to the gallon on the 2.4

Get you from Point-A to Point-liquor store, baby

'98 Pontiac Sunfire, baby

'98 Pontiac Sunfire

'98 Pontiac Sunfire, baby

'98 Pontiac Sunfire

Well, if he drives a '98 Pontiac Sunfire, hun

There's a pretty decent chance he's gonna fuck your whole life up

'98 Sunfire, you've been warned

Buddy ain't washed his bed sheets since '04

And if she got a breathalyzer in that Sunfire too

It's 'cuz she got a D.U.I. at the Burger King drive-thru

'98 Pontiac Sunfire, baby

'98 Pontiac Sunfire

'98 Pontiac Sunfire, baby

'98 Pontiac Sunfire