Albatross

My cross flew out the window with me

When I decided to be

One of those shouty things up in the sky.

I gave my mum a heart attack,

Left the windowsill for the cul-de-sac,

I stared at the sun and she stared right back.

Found them heading south

Said, "Have you heard about the sun?

Oh, she's the thing that made us,

She made everyone."

They said:

"Don't think you're special,

She's not the only one.

Haven't you seen the sky at night?

There's millions of them."