Too Elfin’ Cold (Live at Peppermint Recording Studios)

The Christmas lights outside sure do look nice

But it's too elfin' cold to go outside

I'd love to go with you on a sleigh ride

But it's too elfin' cold to go outside

And I can think of better things to do

Like getting cozy by the fire with you

We can deck the halls and kiss under the mistletoe

We don't have to get frostbite just to feel merry and bright

It looks like fun to have a snowball fight

But it's too elfin' cold to play outside

The last time we went caroling I cried

'Cause it's too elfin' cold to sing outside

Yeah sure it's pretty all the snow

But I can't back my car out on the road

Don't get me wrong I love the holiday cheer

I don't mean to be a grinch

But this cold weather is bullshit

Yeah sure it's pretty all the snow

But I can't back my car out on the road

Don't get me wrong I love the holiday cheer

I don't mean to be a grinch

But this cold weather is bullshit

How 'bout you take the kids and I'll go make some cocoa

'Cause it's too elfin' cold for me to go

And I'll watch the Christmas Story gladly for the millionth time

'Cause I'll tell ya again

Jack Frost ain't my friend

It's too f***ing cold to go outside