Sanford and Son....and Satan

In the name of Satan, the Ruler of the earth

The King of the world, I command the forces of Darkness

To bestow their infernal power upon me

Open wide the gates of hell and come forth from

The abyss to greet me as your brother and friend

Grant me the indulgences of which I speak

I have taken thy name as a part of myself

I live as the beasts of the field, rejoicing in the fleshy life

I favor the just and curse the rotten

By all the gods of the Pit

I command that these things of which I speak come to pass

Satan, Satan, Satan