The Christmas Duck Song

A duck walked up to Santa’s sleigh

And he said to Santa who was loading his sleigh

Hey! Got any grapes?

Santa said Well hello there Duck

Grapes up here? Sorry no luck

This is the North Pole

The duck said Gotta roll

Then he waddled away

Merry Christmas

Til the very next day

When the duck walked up to Santa’s sleigh

And he said to Santa who was loading his sleigh

Hey! Got any grapes?

Santa said Well hello again

You’re far from home my feathered friend

No not even one

The duck said gotta run

Then he waddled away

Merry Christmas

Then he waddled away

Merry Christmas

Then he waddled away

Merry Christmas

Til the very next day

When the duck walked up to Santa’s sleigh

And he said to Santa who was loading his sleigh

Hey! Got any grapes?

Santa said I told you not way up here

I haven’t had a grape in many a year

You’ve nothing better to do?

The duck said Kinda true

Then he waddled away

Merry Christmas

Then he waddled away

Merry Christmas

Then he waddled away

Merry Christmas

Til the very next day

When the duck walked up to Santa’s sleigh

And he said to Santa who was loading his sleigh

Hey! Got any grapes?

Santa said Look Duck I’m not enjoying

The way each day you’re more annoying

Now please just move on

The duck said I’m gone

Then he waddled away

Merry Christmas

Then he waddled away

Merry Christmas

Then he waddled away

Merry Christmas

Til the very next day

When the duck walked up to Santa’s sleigh

And he said to Santa who was loading his sleigh

Hey! Got any grapes?

Santa said Duck it’s Christmas Eve

And it’s time for me to leave

Merry Christmas and so long

The duck said hang on

Then the duck held out some grapes

He said Merry Christmas! And Santa said Thanks!

He had a grape and then he had two

Then he had a whole bunch before he was through

He said Milk and cookies, they’re alright

But these grapes hit the spot, you made my night!

And now it’s time for your Christmas gift

Would you like some lemonade?

The Duck said How about a lift!

Santa said Sure hop on my sleigh!

And now we need to be on our way

Up up reindeer it’s time for our flight!

Merry Christmas to all!

And the duck said Good night!

Then they both flew away

Merry Christmas

Then they both flew away

Merry Christmas

Then they both flew away

Merry Christmas

On Santa’s sleigh