Bloody Mary Christmas

Have a bloody mary Christmas

Go on, forget whatever it was

Get you something you can lift up

And have a bloody mary Christmas

I know you've seen some better days

And it's hard to jingle all the way

You spent all your cash on gifts and gas

But if you save the change

Pour a little Zing Zang

Have a bloody mary Christmas

Go on, forget whatever it was

Get you something you can lift up

And have a bloody mary Christmas

The past I'll burn when it comes out

You don't know the words

But you're sure singin' them real loud

Well, there ain't no one

The folks stay underneath the mistletoe

That's how you know

It's a bloody mary Christmas

Go on, forget whatever it was

Get you something you can lift up

And have a bloody mary Christmas

Go on and get yourself a good buzz

And be thankful for the gift of

Another bloody mary Christmas