Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
The Lookout
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Albert Hague
Composer
Eugene Poddany
Composer
Lyrics
YOU’RE A MEAN ONE MR. GRINCH
YOU REALLY ARE A HEEL
YOU’RE AS CUDDLY AS A CACTUS
AND AS CHARMING AS AN EEL
MR. GRINCH
YOU’RE A BAD BANANA
WITH A GREASY BLACK PEEL
YOU’RE A ROTTER, MR. GRINCH
YOU’RE THE KING OF SINFUL SOTS
YOUR HEART’S A DEAD TOMATO
SPLOTCHED WITH MOLDY, PURPLE SPOTS
MR. GRINCH
YOU’RE A MONSTER, MR. GRINCH
YOUR HEART’S AN EMPTY HOLE
YOUR BRAIN IS FULL OF SPIDERS
YOU’VE GOT GARLIC IN YOUR SOUL
MR. GRINCH
I WOULDN’T TOUCH YOU
WITH A THIRTY-NINE-AND-A-HALF FOOT POLE
YOU’RE A VILE ONE, MR. GRINCH
YOU HAVE TERMITES IN YOUR SMILE.
YOU HAVE ALL THE TENDER SWEETNESS
OF A SEASICK CROCODILE, MR. GRINCH
GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU
I’D TAKE THE SEASICK CROCODILE
YOU’RE A FOUL ONE, MR. GRINCH
YOU’RE A NASTY, WASTY SKUNK
YOUR HEART IS FULL OF UNWASHED SOCKS
YOUR SOUL IS FULL OF GUNK, MR. GRINCH
THE THREE WORDS THAT BEST DESCRIBE YOU
ARE AS FOLLOWS, AND I QUOTE...
STINK
STANK
STUNK
Written by: Albert Hague, Ted Geisel