That's Enough Internet for Today

Oh my god congratulations

You’ve won liberal of the day

You’ve come up with the

World’s most progressive take

It’s so hyperbolic

That it barely makes sense

But all the long words

Are sure to impress your friends

And don’t you laugh

I’ve not even started with you

It’s not a fucking party trick

To have right wing views

Ooo I’m a bit shocking

Can’t you take a joke?

Hun a joke requires wit

And you don’t have the smoke

That’s enough internet for today

Everyone go home

Touch some grass, hug your kids

Leave me the fuck alone

Leave me the fuck alone

Celebrities are not your friends

Podcast hosts are not your friends

Influencers are not your friends

Corporations are not your friends

Kim Kardashian is definitely not your friend

She literally wouldn’t care if you died

Not in a harsh way

If she tried to comprehend all the millions and millions of people that have their own unique opinions on every fucking thing she does her brain would just dribble out of her ears.

It’s just not humanly possible.

That’s enough internet for today

Everyone go home

Touch some grass, kiss your wife

Leave me the fuck alone

Leave me the fuck alone

I’m sorry about this next bit. I don’t know what got into me to be honest.

You’re a dickhead

You’re a dickhead

You’re a dickhead too

You’re a dickhead

You’re a dickhead

You’re a dickhead too

I’m a dickhead

I must confess

I’m a dickhead too

We’re all dickheads

here on the internet

It’s not a flattering shade of blue

That’s enough internet for today

Everyone go home

Touch some grass, call your mum

Leave me the fuck alone

Leave me the fuck alone