No Matter How I Try

No matter how I try

I just can't say goodbye

No matter what you say-hey

Looks like I'm here to stay

No matter where I go

I don't know if you know

But everywhere we've been

I'm kept in quarantine

It's easy to see why

She's over six foot five

I'm only five feet two

Is there a tyre somewhere

That may take me as a spare?

Is there a bank in town

That might cash me as a pound?

Is there a place you know

Where I can up and go?

It's easy to see why

She's over six foot five

I'm only five feet two

Is there a tyre somewhere

That may take me as a spare?

Is there a bank in town

That might cash me as a pound?

Is there a place you know

Where I can up and go?

I remember our first anniversary

It was one of those occasions where believe you and me

I would rather have been held ransom at the point of a gun

Than to suffer indignation for something I hadn't done

No matter how I try

I just can't say goodbye

No matter what you say

Looks like I'm here to stay

Looks like I'm here to stay

Doo-doo, doo-bee-doo-doo