Buckle up, it's a time, yeah, your fame is on the line

They are dealing with a lot of pressure all the fucking time

Spam your hearts, spam your hate, call them losers, call them greats

Make a stupid thread discussing why your team's the best to date

Buckle up, it's a time, yeah, your fame is on the line

They're dealing with a lot of pressure all the fucking time

Spam your hearts, spam your hates, call them losers, call thеm greats

Make a stupid thread discussing why your tеam's the best to date

Red Rabbits, Yellow Yaks, Cyan Creepers, that's a fact

Is it Llamas? Is it Bats? What's their current MC stats?

Green Guardians, Axolotls, holy shit, just pass the bottle

There's a lot of people in here but they're probably just D-tier

Purple Pandas and the Parrots, they will all just get embarrassed

I left Ocelots in last 'cause I don't know what rhymes with that

There are ten teams, forty people, and we're gonna have some fun

Oh, my God, all Twitter's fighting because they've never seen the sun before

I almost ran out of breath

"Now in the spirit of what every MCC is

I'm not gonna end this song without shit talking every single team member, and every other team that isn't mine

Just kidding, I mention mine too

But I'm gonna skip some people 'cause I don't know everyone in this, uh, compe—, in this competition

Dream has clients, Sapnap's sighing, Michael's busy running ads

I am dogshit, I have never even played MC like that

Punz fell off, Sparklez cursed, Jack is really fucking bald

Seapeekay, stick to your bedwars, guys, just end the Discord call

TommyInnit will not win it, Ph1LzA's back is cracking hard

Connor, stick to BTTV, Fundy's playing from his yard

Scott's played all the—, Scott's played all—

Scott's played all the games already, Wisp, but he's not really good

5up went, ripped off a soda, AntFrost, just Alt+F4, dude

Wilbur's using fast food WiFi as his internet connection

Ranboo's busy farming subs, Tubbo's team won't take the dub

TapL, ring the bell, CaptainPuffy thinks she'll win

I give Niki "A" for effort but the chance she'll win is thin

Buckle—, buckle up, it's a time, yeah, your fame is on the line

They are dealing with a lot of pressure all the fucking time

Spam your hearts, spam your hate, call them losers, call them greats

Make a stupid thread discussing why your team is the best, wait

Buckle up, it's a time, yeah, your fame is on the line

They are dealing with a lot of pressure all the fucking time

Spam your hearts, spam your hates, call them losers, call them greats

Make a stupid thread discussing why your team is the best, wait

This is show, hope you know that we're playing a block game

If you're mad at a performance, no one cares about your claims

We're just havin' fun, we're just havin' fun

We're just havin' fun, we're just havin' fun

Just kidding, my team is gonna shit on everyone else

My team is gonna win, this is winner's POV and there's nothing you can do about it

Nothing you could ever fucking do about it

My team is going to crush it