is it new years yet?

I'm sick and tired of this holiday

Not good at being present anyway

The songs are catchy but they're overplayed

My relatives always know what to say to piss me off

Small talk in the kitchen

Dated, dumb traditions

Who sucks competition

Call it pessimism

December is a prison

And it just makes me miss him

Is it New Years yet?

I'm getting bored, so can we skip ahead?

I just wanna forget

That I'm at home with nobody to hold

I'm dreamin' 'bout silver and gold

That champagne buzz down to my toes

Down to my toes

Someone, not you, kissin' me, oh yes

New Years

Is it New Years yet?

Santa, Santa, boy, you're the worst

It's the 25th, I wish it was the 1st

Couples all around me, damn, it hurts

Wanna push 'em in the fireplace and watch 'em burn

Santa, Santa, why do you hate me?

I'm a gift, look how God made me

Never, never get what's on my list

Fruitcake just makes me sick

Small talk in the kitchen

Dated, dumb traditions

Who sucks competition

Call it pessimism

December is a prison

It just makes me miss him

Is it New Years yet?

I'm getting bored, so can we skip ahead?

I just wanna forget

That I'm at home with nobody to hold

I'm dreamin' 'bout silver and gold

That champagne buzz down to my toes

Down to my toes

Someone, not you, kissin' me, oh yes

New Years

Is it New Years yet?