If I Wanted Wine

You start your own storm

Then ask why it rains

When there's something wrong

You've got someone to blame

It's like this whole world

Is some conspiracy

You write down your complaints

And you file them with me

Down on your luck

Cry, baby, cry

I've heard enough

Of what's on your mind

I don't mean to interrupt

Save it for another time

I'd open up my own bottle, baby

If I wanted wine

Why you surprised

That life isn't fair?

Well I sympathize

But I'ma have to stop you right there 'cause

If you keep this up

I'll walk away

You can me find in the kitchen

Sippin' some of that sweet Chardonnay, yeah

Down on your luck

Cry, baby, cry

I've heard enough

Of what's on your mind

I don't mean to interrupt

Save it for another time

I'd open up my own bottle, baby

If I wanted wine

Head straight to the store

Grab it right off the shelf

Slide the plastic, bring it back

And drink it all by myself

I'd rather be popping the bubbly right about now

Than hearing about how you're

Down on your luck

Cry, baby, cry

I've heard enough

Of what's on your mind

I don't mean to interrupt, nah

Save it for another time

I'd open up my own bottle, baby

If I wanted wine

I'd open up my own bottle, baby

If I wanted wine

I'd open up my own bottle, baby

If I wanted wine