The Job Centre Shuffle (feat. Hak Baker)

Monday to Friday, then a weekend report

Life is a lesson I'm yet to be taught

Tired of impressing the boss, it's too short

And I'm bored

Oh

Monday to Friday, then a weekend report

Get in the line, but the line ends in nought

Lot on my mind, but there's nothing to do

'Cause I'm bored

Then what are you killin' yourself for?

We do the pub-bender shuffle

The money, where you been?

Yeah, the job centre shuffle

The 7AM the shubeeen

They fuckin' tapped my phone, now watch your speech

Just take me back to the walls that speak

I said take me back to fuckin' Dawson's Creek

Come on!

Hey you, what you do?

Why you look so fucked?

Buttons to press and switches to flick

Curtains to twitch and it's making me sick

P45 arrives strapped to a brick

'Cause I'm bored

I'm boarding up my windows

All you get for crying is a wet face

All you get for crying is a wet, wet face

All you get for crying is a wet face

All you get for crying is a wet, wet face

We do the pub-bender shuffle

The money, where you been?

Yeah, the job centre shuffle

The 7AM the shubeeen

And we smashed our phones, smashed those screens

Traced our steps through the phosphorouscene

Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, yeah

Hey you, what you do?

Why you look so fucked?

Hey you, what you do?

Why you look so fucked?

Hey you, what you do? (Ooh-hoo, I don't know)

Why you look so fucked? (Ooh-hoo, I don't know)

Hey you, what you do? (Ooh-hoo, I don't know)

Why you look so fucked? (Ooh-hoo, I don't know)